What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? Nothing.She died on Thanksgiving day.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

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What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

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Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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