A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

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what do you call a retarded italian Niko

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r jerks n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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