why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

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How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

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What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

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Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

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Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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