Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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What do all of these jokes have in common? They're not funny. You see, the definition of an anti-joke is a "type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value." As this is a page full of anti-jokes, we know to expect the unfunny - thus robbing us of the experience of an anti-joke.

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Jews for Jesus

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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Why does the deer cross the road? It had just birthed two deer, one of which was hungry, and food was on the other side, the other had been hit by 4x4 Hemi V8 Supercharged F1-50.

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What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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What the difference between a alien and you nothing

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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