What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

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What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

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Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

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What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

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Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

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A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

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Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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