What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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