Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

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What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

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i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

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Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

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how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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