- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

Take part of what?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

who farted i did :]

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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