why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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all jokes aside...

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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Penis in a box.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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