- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

What is the difference between a duck?

Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

A man walks into a pole.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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