Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

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What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

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Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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What do you call the black president? Mr.President

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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