roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

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What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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you lose.

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

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where is the world?

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Hello.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

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A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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