knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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quantum physics?

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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to see a bad joke look above

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

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Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

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