Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

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A black guy gets a job...

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You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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a Jew had a small nose

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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guess what what? nothing.

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

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nba live 13

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What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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E= McVagina

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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