why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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Lil Wayne

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

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Knock Knock who's there docter docter who??? YOU JUST SAID IT DUMBO!!!!!! lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

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- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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