What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

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rent a cops

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F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

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How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

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Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

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Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

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A man goes to a Korean-owned dry cleaner to pick up his suits. They were impeccably cleaned at a reasonable rate.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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