roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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penis

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hi im paul!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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Lacrosse

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Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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