Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

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Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

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Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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Your Mom.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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