Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

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A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

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My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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He is so gay that he likes penis.

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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