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why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

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your all shit at jokes

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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Bark I'm a tree

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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