knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

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9/11

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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chirs

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

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Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

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How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

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How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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