an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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The Braves win the N.L. east

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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Worms don't like apples.

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

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If youre African, why are you white?

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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Guess what? The Game.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

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there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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