A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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What is Jason? Black.

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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