What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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i hate black people

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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Why did the retarded man jump off a building to commit suicide? He didn't try to commit suicide. He was mentally retarted and didn't know any better.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Robin get in the batmobile!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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