What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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What did one duck say to the other? Quack.

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had come upon them and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

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Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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i wish i was a tree !

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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