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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

Hello.

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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What's your name? You tell me.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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