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roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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Global Warming.

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

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I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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Garry Glitters on here

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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How do you keep a blonde busy? The best way to keep somebody busy is to make sure they have something to do, like get a job or a hobby or do some chores. The color of their hair is irrelevant.

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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