What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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There's a fair in a small town in Scotland. In this fair is a sheep judging contest. There are 3 sheep lined up for judging. The judge looks at the first sheep and says "Wow! This is the most beautiful sheep I've ever seen! This sheep just might win!" Then he proceeds to the second sheep. He says "This sheep is even more beautiful than the first! This sheep just might win!" Then he goes to the third sheep. He says "UGH! This is the ugliest most disgusting sheep I've ever seen! There is no way this sheep will win this contest!" And the sheep looks up at him and says, "You think I'm ugly? Well I'm not."

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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World Peace

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What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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E= McVagina

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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