A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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apple pie.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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