what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

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Hitler is my role model

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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