Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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Anti Joke

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