- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Why didn't the Asian student ask for a calculator? Because he was busy washing the dishes and thought a calculator would be completely inappropriate for the situation at hand.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Kameron Brown is gay.

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens have short memories and no motivations other than food.

Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

A seal walks into a club.

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

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