Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Barack Obama

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

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What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

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why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

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Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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