- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

Once upon a time.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

Why? Because racecar.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

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