What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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Why did the autistic man cross the road? He was also depressed. It was a highway.

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knock knock who's there ?

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What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

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How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

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what is very tall and red a very tall red building

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

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What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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