- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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