Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went. The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle-aged and the final couple was newlywed. Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint. "Can of PAINT!" exclaimed the minister. "Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over." The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church. "That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either."

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Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did Lebron James say to Brad Pitt? "What's up, Brad?"

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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