Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

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Guess what What

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What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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