- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

A man walks in to a bar, the bartender asks "what will it be?" The man says i don't know, what will it be?"

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

What's brown? My toilet hahaha

the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

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