Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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How does a black man get a job? Through an interview.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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