What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

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How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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