Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

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How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

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Nickelback

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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