- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

What is next?

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

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