how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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why does the man appear fat he is

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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knock knock? come in

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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