Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? The victim of a freak genetic mutation and extremely susceptible to predators, meaning it will live a short life in the wilderness.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

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Rejected Disney titles: - 1,000,000,001 Dalmatians: The Need of Neutering - Beauty and the Bricks - Zambi: the Walking Deer - The Iron King 2: Simba's Ferride - The Little Mormon - Cinderella 4: The Fairy Godfather and his Mafia - Tarzipan of the Choco-Apes - Brother Boar - Home on Deranged - The Emperor's New Sith Apprentice - Mickey and the Mousetrap - Lilo and B**ch

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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