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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

Knock Knock Who's There Alex, Now open the door, please. Oh Ok.

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

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