I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

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Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

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whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

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drugs.

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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Fine then, its me Tifa, I am sorry for going against your ideology, I was trying to emulate and copy you, but yeah... Bad thing is that yeah I taught these concepts to a real shitload of people Nero, on the bright side, its not much compared to what you know. Sorry for being all rude, but thirty something? I mean I never seen your face nor even the color of your skin Mr Doctor Doom, but you always struck me as very, very old. I kinda appreciate you calling me the girl with the big red scared eyes, most people call me you know, most people never look me in the eyes, not that I really blame them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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Women's rights

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I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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