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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

Knock Knock Who's There Alex, Now open the door, please. Oh Ok.

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

A man walks in to a bar, the bartender asks "what will it be?" The man says i don't know, what will it be?"

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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