Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

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What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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I began as a dreamer, then I became a visionary, then I saw my dream come true, until it shattered us all. Do you believe that perhaps, there are people out there, trying to stop the world from reaching a better age?

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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Darude - Sandstorm

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Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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No.

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What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

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Penis

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Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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