Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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rishi is gay (coventry england)

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

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What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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