Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely, caucasian man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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Your mom was so stupid that she went back to school and now she is graduated with a degree.

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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