Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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What's the deal with airline food?

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

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Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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Anti Joke

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