Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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Q:Whats worse, being chased by a chainsaw or being dunked on by LeBron James? A:Since a chainsaw has one of the sharpest metal blades know to mankind, it would be the chainsaw. Although this reguires effort, it is a known fact that Lebron James has been dunked on by some kid at Xaiver, so I would think the chainsaw would hurt more.

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What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

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feminists.

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Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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