Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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lol

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I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

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Pianca going ham

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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What does the Christian celebrate on Christmas? Christmas

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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What does a cat sound like when it's being raped by a human? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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