how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

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How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

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Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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It was at the war and there was a camp site where a doctors helped injured soldiers. One soldier comes in the door and holds his arm. The doctor says "You got shot in the arm?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and holding his shoulder. The doctor says "You got shot in the shoulder?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and was dragging his left leg across the floor. The doctor says "You got shot in your leg?" The soldier says "No, I stepped on dog shhhttt."

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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Bible Games aka Bible Buffet: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Sometime after the death and return of Superma... Jesus. God: RAISE FROM YOUR GRAVE! Jesus slays holy white beasts: POWER UP! POWER UP! HOMO UP! Uh did he say homo u... ARGH! CANNOT CONTAIN LEVEL OF HOMO! TURNING FURFAG/ALTERED BEAST. A wild Saten appears!: WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM! Jesus used gay wolf punch, it was not very effective... wild Saten uses OMFG HE TEARS OFF HIS OWN HEAD AND THROWS IT AT JESUS! Its super effective! Jesus Dies. Moral: Second coming? He came back to meet his disciples and crap AFTER quoting "ill be back", did he promise some third coming? Is that why people have been waiting for over 2000 years? :P

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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