Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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George Bush.

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Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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