What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

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Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

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YOLO

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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What can fly? Lots of things

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Bake until golden at 375

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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