What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

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what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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lol im s0 gut at spelign at engrish N u laughd n liekd diZ funi joek XDD u most LUV LE MEMEZ n EMOtikons Lol (^-^) y u guyz so st00p1d at math Wtf???!?!? 1+1=8 i m soooo smurt hahaha I <3 warrior cats n dance 2 gangnum stail wile masturbatin 2 swagbois le raeg comicz ;3!! . And now you are dying of cancer.

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Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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NEVER

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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