what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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Penis

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

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How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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A women president

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Frogs with dislocated fingers....................................................CARROT

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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