A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

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What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

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What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

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Weaner

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Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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