What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

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What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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Sorry Liz, his sodium levels are so bad that while he is drinking a lot, his body is not containing water, and while his pulse and breath is fine he is passing out from time to time, he is asking for stimulants Ritalin specifically, but I am not sure if his body could withstand that, I really don't mind to pry, but does he use Ritalin? I mean he chats a lot, but ADHD? I am just asking out of health concerns, not that I am a doctor, but I just worry... Flirty personality... More like a clown, he says he refuses to eat unless I breastfeed him XD. He is eating now though, solids work, never had a tougher patient, he will make it for sure.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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