River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

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A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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how do you confuse a blond?

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

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Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

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captcha: all yer base

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