A hill billy went fishing

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Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

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Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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