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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

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What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

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Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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