I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Canida

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

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