A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender for grapes. The bartender explains to the duck that he does not sell grapes. Later that day, the bartender recounts the story to a friend; the friend advises the bartender to undergo psychological testing.

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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I've got a dig bick

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

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What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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ruddell and dodds anal

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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