Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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This is funny.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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