What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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What is older than history?

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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A blonde walked into a bar.

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what did the farmer do? plant

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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who is awesome? no one...

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Boner

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Where's my tractor?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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