Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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I woke up today

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A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

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What s the difference between a pigeon ?

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

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you just read an anti-joke

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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Anti Joke

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