Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

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My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

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Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

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If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

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what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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