"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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out of your comfort zone

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What's the difference between a black guy and a Cadillac? One is a car and the other is a man. And it is insensitive to speak about race so blatantly, sir.

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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A man walks into a bra, he is an alcoholic and is destroying his family

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

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What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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the midget went to the midget store

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

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