A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

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A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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