How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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FIRE!!

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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