Susie sells seashells by the seashore. Susie was a schizophrenic bitch who caused irreversible harm to her family and those close to her. She also had underage sex with a black guy named John. He was actually a pretty decent guy, but he decided to smoke weed a couple times when his dad was going through some tough times. His dad resented him for this fact and it caused unresolved tension between them for years. This caused John to go out and seek younger girls to have sex with, to fill the emptiness he and his dad's relationship left him with. Meanwhile, Susie was falling in love with John, not knowing his many dark secrets he had tried best to keep hidden from her. Eventually, all of these things come out in the open, and Susie still respects him and ultimately loves him even more for being so honest.

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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cliché rebecca black joke.

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What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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