Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

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Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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You idiot.

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

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Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

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