What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

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There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What is square and grey? A grey square.

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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Why is pi? Because circles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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