what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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Then none of us want to be right.

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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