roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

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Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

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Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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