- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

Hillary Clinton

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

no really what are ur names?

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Im black

why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

Women Driving.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

CAVE JOHNSON.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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