what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

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This is not an anti joke.

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Knock knock Go fuck yourself

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

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Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

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Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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