where's mom I killed her

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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hola said the chinese man

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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These might be offensive Events: * The Black Plague * The Columbine High-School Massacre * The Enron Scandal * The Great Depression * Hurricane Katrina * The Iraq War * Krakatoa * Mt. Vesuvius * September 11 2001 * Titanic * World War I and II People: * Adolf Hitler * Al Capone * Attila the Hun * Blackbeard * Caligula * Charles Manson * Ed Gein * Elizabeth Bathory * Idi Amin * Ivan the Terrible * Jeffery Dahmer * Josef Fritzl * Josef Mengele * Joseph Stalin * Kim Il-sung * The Ku Klux Klan * Nero * Osama bin Laden * Pol Pot * Saddam Hussein * The Taliban * Torquemada * Vlad the Impaler Diseases: * AIDS * Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis * Bubonic Plague * Cholera * Chronic Diarrhea * Cystic Fibrosis * Dysentery * Ebola Virus * Gonorrhea * Herpes * Leprosy * Mad Cow * Malaria * Necrotizing Fasciitis * Polio * Rabies * Scurvy * Smallpox Films: * Antichrist * Audition * August Underground's Mordum * Blue Velvet * The Boy in the Striped Pajamas * Cannibal Holocaust * Goodbye Uncle Tom * Gummo * Happiness * Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer * I Spit On Your Grave * Irreversible * Men Behind the Sun * Mysterious Skin * Once Were Warriors * Requiem for a Dream * Salo or the 120 Days of Sodom * Schindler's List * Taxi Driver * Vase de Noces Misc: * Alcoholism * Anorexia Nervosa and eating disorders * Arson * Bestiality * Cannibalism * Capital punishment * Castration * Child abuse * Colonoscopies * Coprophilia/phagia * Drug abuse/addiction * Electric torture * The gassing of cats and dogs that have been abandoned * Genocide * Human sacrifice * Losing one's favorite childhood toy * Mustard gas * Necrophilia * Neo-Nazism * One's grandmother dying * Pedophilia * Racism * Rape * Religious intolerance * Stillborn babies * Suicide * Walking on broken glass * Working on weekends Peter1-8

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Whats Obama's last name?

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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YEAH THEY DO.

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