Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

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hey justin

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

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why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

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An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

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What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

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a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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