where's mom I killed her

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Roses are red Im adopted

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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