What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

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What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

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What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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i hate you.

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your life

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What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

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whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

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What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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