a horse walks into a blender ow

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

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Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

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What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

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Chayton

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What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

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shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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Anti Joke

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