whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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how do you confuse a blond?

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

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Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

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My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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Lacrosse

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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what is big and white? Your Mom

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A duck walks into a pharmacy and says to the man behind the counter, "Do you have any ointment? my beak is very chapped" the man replies "we have nothing for ducks here."

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A girl's opinion is respected.

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god walks into a bar orders a beer and then remembers he's not real

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How do you call a white guy surrounded by 9 black guys? Steve Nash.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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Anti Joke

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