Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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Anti Joke

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