- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tree say when it was cut down? Nothing, it's a tree

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

Why was the boy laughing? Because

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a firefighter.

What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

1 + 1 = 3

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

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