What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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What did one Pokemon say to the other pokemon? We are fake.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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Hi colton

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What is Ash gray Battleship gray Black Blue-gray Cadet gray Charcoal Cool gray Davy's gray Payne's gray Gunmetal Silver Slate gray Taupe Purple taupe Medium taupe Rose quartz Taupe gray Timberwolf WhiteApple green Asparagus Bright green Cal Poly Chartreuse Dark olive green Dark spring green Dartmouth green Fern green Forest greenGreen Green-yellow Harlequin Honeydew Hunter green India green Islamic green Jungle green Lawn green LimePhthalo green Pigment green Pine green Pistachio Sea green Shamrock green Spring bud Spring green Teal Yellow-greenAlice blue Aqua Aquamarine Celeste Cerulean Cyan Electric blue Jungle green Magic mint MintAir Force blue Air superiority blue Alice blue Azure Baby blue Bleu de France Blue Blue-gray Bondi blue Brandeis blueAmethyst Byzantium Cerise Eggplant Fandango Fuchsia Heliotrope Indigo Lavender blush Lavender (floralblack gray silver white maroon red purple fuchsia green lime olive yellow navy blue teal aqua a List that you just spent 5 min reading

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Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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all the kids had fun

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

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A Black Man walks into a bar...

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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Anti Joke

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