What is 2+2? 4!

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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boner

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

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1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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Why doesn't the vampire like garlic? You have to exist to like garlic.

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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