Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

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What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

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What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

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A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

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Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

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Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

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"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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Women can vote? WTF

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

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What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

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