Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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Jake. Walsh.

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Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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