Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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A ginger was with his friends

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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Women's rights

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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