Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

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knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Where's the soap?

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

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MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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