In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

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What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

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What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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you know whats funny... nothing.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick!

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what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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Your adopted.....

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

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What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

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Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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Hi

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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