Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

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Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

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Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

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Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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Yo momma so fat you have aids

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What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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