- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

penis

hey.

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

A black man killed someone

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

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